Yes you. What are you doing with your life? Shouldn’t you be setting an example, or something?
Discipline or ignore? Fight or flight? Argue or avoid? Can parents ever win? Yes we can.
It’s not a first date. This is parental escaping. And this is our miracle beauty kit. You’re welcome.
Wait, what? No-one’s bathroom cabinet looks like that. Where’s the cotton buds & toothpaste?
Everything in moderation for good health, they say. Can someone tell the kids please?
When it’s raining & you can’t listen to another American cartoon. Send them outside.