Wait, what? No-one’s bathroom cabinet looks like that. Where’s the cotton buds & toothpaste?
Everything in moderation for good health, they say. Can someone tell the kids please?
When it’s raining & you can’t listen to another American cartoon. Send them outside.
When you just can’t cope, who you gonna call? Grandparents…
Why would you publicly humiliate yourself on Supernanny? Ah, we finally understand.
Can you open the door and shove them out, like our parents did with us? No? Wrong: you can.
Are you ready to let your kids walk home alone? It’s easier than you think (eventually).